Sheamus is the Whitest #1 Contender in WWE History.
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Sheamus is the new #1 Contender for the WWE Championship!
The Whitest #1 Contender in WWE History, Sheamus!
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Sheamus doesn’t eat wonder bread because he doesn’t know where his skin ends and the bread begins….
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Sheamus’s plants always get plenty of sunlight, even after the sun has already set.
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Sheamus usually defeats most of his opponents by blinding them with his skin, not physical force.
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Rumor has it that Sheamus is the illegitimate child of Ronald McDonald and Wendy…
Sheamus, Fast Food Royalty?
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“Sheamus’ body has never been exposed to the sun”
Jerry the King Lawler, Monday Night RAW 11/02/09
Sheamus causes daylight, not the Sun
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